The Captive Princess

my name is gray and i prefer they/them pronouns or she/her. also i love sei, anime and memes and you should read my about


I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant




the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong


Every Moment Of My Life Is Waking Agony ; a list of tumblr onceler roleplay blogs


some of you might remember back when the lorax was released, there was a flurry of attention around the onceler, the films vague antagonist.

as a purveyor of weird internet shit, i soon noticed that there were roleplay blogs popping up based around the onceler. however, they wanted to interact, and so each individual onceler gave themselves some sort of different feature. they started off normal enough, but soon turned into some of the weirdest shit i’ve ever seen.

in the height of this bizarre fever, i compiled a list of nearly 150 specifically unique and often weird onceler roleplay blogs, and promptly forgot about it for a good amount of time. today i’m releasing this list.

i regret nothing.

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Anonymous: What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it? 




50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.


Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society